Who's On First?

While strolling the aisles of the local Kroger yesterday, my blue-eyed beauty chose the frozen-foods section to inquire about the following:

Anna: Mama? What letter starts wif POOP?

M: P, Anna, now hush ...

Anna: No, not PEE! POOP! What letter starts wif POOOOOOP??

M: Anna - really, it's the letter P, please hush.

Anna: Listen to me - it's POOP! I need to know what letter it starts wif. Don't talk to me about PEE!

M: (wishing I'd come up w/ another pet name for urinating) You want a lollipop, darling?

Anna: Yea, and I want to know what letter starts wif POOP.

So the days of sticking a lolly in it are over, I'm afraid ;-)